Ew, I know, right? Is "preggo" not the grossest word in English slang? Yet it's used to a criminal degree in all that knocked-up porn.

Have a look at Nina Hartley's Guide to Great Sex During Pregnancy. It features two actual porn stars in their third trimesters discussing sex during pregnancy as well as having it onscreen: one, Violet Blue (now known as Noname Jane because of a lawsuit launched against her by the sex blogger and writer of the same name) with her partner Dick Danger and another, Tiffany Mynx, who gets it on with Nina. Nina's "Guide" videos follow a format where they open with an educational segment that takes an informal attitude (mind you, I wish they'd gone to some trouble to teach Blue that labia is not pronounced lablia) and then a few sex scenes that range from really hot to fairly scripted. The scenes in Great Sex During Pregnancy don't go off the charts but they are definitely more respectful and realistic than Banging Buns in the Oven or Daddy Dent My Head.

In Holland, where prostitution has been legalized, one of the things that workers complain about is that, because they are forced to display their health status like a diploma, clients are more inclined to badger them for unsafe sex. In Canada, while an actual doctor's note may not be proffered, you can rest assured safer sex will be on the menu. Also guaranteed is that whomever you engage professionally will be more apprised of disease control than most, if not all of your friends, who, statistically speaking, are more likely to pass on an STI than a hooker is. Before you start trawling for group sex, Looking, you might want to learn a bit more about how condoms, dams and gloves work.