An enigma wrapped in a diddle

Thursday, June 25, 2009


How do lesbians lose their virginity?



The larger question, of course, is how do lesbians do anything, but let's stick to the one at hand. I don't want to come across as patronizing, but have you never watched a porno movie? The lesbians lick each other in a perfunctory fashion for five minutes and then a guy comes in and fucks both of them.