An enigma wrapped in a diddle

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Question

How do lesbians lose their virginity?

STUMPED

Answer

The larger question, of course, is how do lesbians do anything, but let's stick to the one at hand. I don't want to come across as patronizing, but have you never watched a porno movie? The lesbians lick each other in a perfunctory fashion for five minutes and then a guy comes in and fucks both of them.