Hot, Wet & Touring
It has been an exceptionally long time since I checked into The Fucking Facts. So long, in fact, that someone once told me that by internet standards, I was dead. Well. I have my excuses. I was quite busy. I spent about a year writing the above book, titled Hot, Wet & Shaking: How I Learned to Talk About Sex, and then I spent about another year agonizing over every single word I have ever written or spoken aloud, ever. Self-doubt is a time intensive project.
But no matter how comfortable it can be, even trepidation and self-flagellation gets boring and redundant. I am coming out the other end of all my book-related anxieties and celebrating by going on a road trip. Soon I will officially be Hot, Wet & Touring. Along with as many friends as I can feasibly fit in my car, I am going to head West. We’ll be riding in a Corolla with a trunk full of books and stomachs full of Cheetos, M&Ms, and other roadside snacks. I expect it will be glamorous, and probably pretty gassy too.
If you would like to check us out along the way here are some places I will be reading and signing books (more dates TBA!). It would be great to meet you. Writing words to unseen audiences can get lonely. Faces are helpful.
If you can’t come out, you can follow our Hot & Wet chronicles on Twitter, @TheFuckingFacts.