Staggravation

Thursday, March 04, 2010

Question

I have been put in the (dis)honourable position of organizing the entertainment for a friend's stag party. Many of those involved are interested in engaging the services of some ladies of the evening, and the man of the hour doesn't seem against the idea himself.

I am on the fence about this. While I believe the night should involve some indecent tomfoolery, I wonder if hookers are taking it a little far. This guy has to get married not two weeks later, and I don't know if I can stand in his line of grooms and with good conscience look at his wife and keep quiet when the priest asks, "If anyone here has any reason why these two should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace." I would like your thoughts on this (in)delicate matter.

Stag Drag

Answer

I can't say I don't have mixed feelings about this shit myself. On the one hand, I support hookers working without criminalization, and moral quandaries should not limit their right to do so.

On the other hand, infidelity? Not a fan. But your friend is a grown man who'll conduct himself however he sees fit, and if that includes banging hookers two weeks before he's going to get hitched, well, that's his decision to make.

Are you going to keep your eye on his intimate behaviour throughout his entire marriage? Probably not, and I'd guess that if a person has no compunction about pre-​nuptial hooker banging, he's not going to have much of a problem with it in the years following the big day.

This doesn't mean you have to facilitate the transaction. If all the other fellows are so anxious to employ the services of sex professionals for the event, let them do it.

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