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Mr. Limpy

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Color: Lighter

These dils are meant for packing. They are made of a very soft cyberskin which makes them incredibly realistic. In fact, they have been known to pass the"squeeze test." Just slip ours into a pair of tighty whities or a packing harness and you're good to go!

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CANADA Order Shipping cost
Expedited Shippingunder $99$7
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USA Order Shipping cost
Expedited Shippingunder $150$30 CAD
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Ottawa/Gatineau Order Shipping cost
Same-Day Shippingany$15
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pthalate free

This product is free from harmful pthalates. In fact, so is every product we sell.


Made In USA
Small 3.75'' long x 1.5'' wide
Medium 6'' long x 1.5'' wide
Large 6.75'' long x 1.75'' wide

A note: These sizes are a little skewed in terms of what most people would reasonably consider small, medium and large. If you want a packer to wear every day that's not too big of a bulge, you will likely want the small or medium. The large is great for those who want a little more to show off!

Care Instructions

The Limpy is quite porous, so clean with hot water and a mild soap. Let air dry and then dust with cornstarch to keep that silky smooth feeling. Don't leave your Limpy in very hot environments, and don't store it touching another soft toy.

Customer Reviews

Based on 19 reviews
Ollie W.
Vary good

It is a really good one, this is my first packer and it is really nice, it is a small bit sticky, it looked smaller in the picture. I recommend it for first time packers.

Thanks for your review! To get rid of any stickiness you can powder the packer with cornstarch and dust it off before wearing.

Isobel I.
10/10 Packer :)

This is an amazing quality packer, especially for the price. I totally recommend for anyone's first packer, but I will say that the reviews that mention the large sizes really meant it. Especially if you have a smaller frame the medium/large sizes the bulge will look disproportionate lol

Scott D.
Great Wang for the buck

Mr limpy is a bit of an affirmational dreamscape turned reality. Comfortable and looks great too.



Good investment

I was worried medium would be too big, but unless you wear really tight pants it's not a problem. I'm pretty short and it doesn't look weird proportionally or anything. It also doesn't collect lint as easily as some reviews make it sound -- the only time mine collected anything was when I wore it for 12+ hours and was too tired to wash it when I got home. It also has a lot more detail than the pictures imply, to the point of being incredibly realistic. The packaging was kinda bad (unmarked plastic bag), and I don't know what some other reviewers did to get instructions for care because mine sure didn't come with any. In the end that doesn't matter too much though, because this is a really good investment for the price.

Hi there, we're so glad to hear that you liked your purchase! And we're very sorry that you didn't receive any care instructions - we usually send them out with every package, but we must have accidentally missed yours. For the Limpy, you just need to wash with warm soapy water, let it air dry, and then dust with a little cornstarch so that it doesn't get sticky. Feel free to let us know if you have any other questions!